What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Molestiae omnis cum sunt est.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What is one thing you've learned from life?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Did Harry and Meghan really get what they wanted?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do I need a Walmart account?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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